WTF Is Up With Shelley Lubben's Face?

Here's a recent photo of the down-on-her-luck "rebel prophet" and adulteress, Shelley Lubben, with her boyfriend, homeless Joe Valley.

 

The most obvious weird feature is her nose, but let's be honest...the whole damn face is a mess.

 

We've seen the many faces of Shelley Lubben over the years -- here's a mini gallery:

 

 

 

March 2006: Lubben surfaces on the Dr. Phil Show.
Says her alcoholism and working as a prostitute led to her contracting "an STD later in life."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shelley with her anti-porn crusader and convicted child molester pal Donny Pauling 

 

UPDATE:  A pithy comment from the Truth About Pink Cross Foundation Facebook group --